Oct 07 2017

Skykomish Gets Major Rebranding

Sky's going from this ...

To this ...

Sky has definitely needed a warmer, fuzzier, friendlier image.

When Skykomish ruling elites first decided to position Sky to become a thieving Nazi community, few could have anticipated just how far reaching and life-changing their decision would be.

Sky's fascist 'Public Private Partnership' with Warren Buffett's BNSF Railway, Washington State Department of Ecology and nefarious King County NGO 4Culture.org, transformed Sky into a busted, broken, polluted, dystopic nightmare, and despite several earlier rebranding efforts, this sows ear has yet to become a silk purse.

With two new faces on Sky's Town Council, the Town finally appears ready for a new version of 'The Vision'.

Sky's government, now carefully packed with hand picked 4Culture operatives, toadies, shills, pets, stooges, front men, lackeys and cut-outs, is firmly under this NGO's evil control, and they're armed with a platoon of King County bureaucrats and tons of crisp new taxpayer moolah.

Sky has been hooked up to 4Culture's soothing drip of pain arresting heroin, just enough taxpayer money to keep the patient breathing, not enough to get the town up and walking on its own. After all, the last thing drug pushers want is for clients to be weaned from addiction and dependency.

Will 4Culture's latest effort, to turn Sky into a taxpayer funded utopian artist's community for needy LGBTQP grant & trustfunder types get legs and walk? Only time will tell, but with Sky's horrific legacy of pollution, corruption and unstable soil conditions, this latest effort could prove to be an uphill battle.

Skykomish -  Now certified as a 'NAMBLA Friendly' community!

  • Art Hawley

    I remember when Sweet Pea owned the place. They had live bands and a thriving business. He was gay, and nobody lost their damned minds over it. People came there for the entertainment, and spent their money all over town.

    Nazis gassed homosexuals too. The symbols you are using to make your point show a cartoonish lack of awareness of history. Ratchet back the drama and just say what you mean.
    -an old Oldtimer.