Tag: satire

America 1957 verses Amerika 2020

Jack goes rabbit hunting before school, then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun stored in his pickup truck’s gun rack. 1957 – Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2020 – School goes into lockdown, FBI is called in. Jack …

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The Truth about those Unemployment Statistics

Who’s on the Job? COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 4.9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 24.7%. COSTELLO: You just said 4.9%. ABBOTT: 24.7% unemployed. COSTELLO: Right; 4.9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that’s 24.7%. COSTELLO: Okay, so …

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Benny Hill, New York Style

Many of us remember Benny Hill and even the Keystone Cops. Well, they’re alive and thriving in the Big Apple.   * * * * * Fair Use Notice: This website post may contain copyrighted material. Such material is made available for news reporting, educational and other limited purposes only. This constitutes a ‘fair use’ …

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Whiskey Drinkers

When Armon M. Sweat, Jr., a member of the Texas House of Representatives, was asked about his position on whiskey this was his exact response (taken from the Political Archives of Texas). “If you mean whiskey, the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery …

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